Hi folks,
I thought this might be a great start for the week ahead. Enjoy!
Katim
> Some paddy just send me dis, so I say make I sheeram wit una.
> Abeg read on.
>
> There were three men living together in London. An Afro-American, a
> West Indian and a Nigerian. They were all starving because they didn't
> have money to buy food.
> However upon coming close to a posh London restaurant in this classy
> neighborhood, they decided to come up with a plan. The Afro-American
> went in first. After being seated, he ordered a three course meal
> with white wine. When he had finished the meal, the waiter came by with
> the bill. "LISTEN MY MAN, I ALREADY PAID YOU!" - the Afro-American
> shouted! The waiter was very confused because he could not remember
> being paid. But because he did not want to cause any trouble...he let
> the brother leave.
> Five minutes later, the West Indian walked into the same restaurant
> and ordered a five course meal with red wine. When he was finished
> eating, the waiter came by to collect the money for the food. "HEY,
> HEY, LOOK AT ME CROSSES. BUT AH PAID YOU ALREADY!" - the
> West Indian shouted.
> This time the manager came and had to calm down the West Indian,
> because he did not want anything to upset the other customers. He let
> the guy go.
> Ten minutes later, the Nigerian walked in. And you know how we are.
> He sat down. Lit up a cigarette, and ordered the most expensive meal on
> the menu, plus two bottles of Guiness. After he had finished, the
> waiter came to collect the money for the meal, But before the Nigerian
> could say anything, the waiter spoke to him."Sir...I have been having
> all sorts of problems all day and I can't understand it. Two other
people
> like you came in earlier and ate, and they say that they paid me but
> I don't remember getting any money from them so...." Before he could
> finish, the Nigerian interrupted, rather emphatically, "OGA I SORRY
> FOR YOU OOOO. BUT DAT NA YOUR PROBLEM. I JUST WANT YOU TO GIVE ME MY
> CHANGE!!"
>
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