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North American Slang, Jargon, Abbreviations And Acronyms
with Brief Practical Definitions
(Accepted for use in the Thyroid Discussion Group)
ADD = Attention Deficit Disorder, should one need to address
issues of hyperactivity as well, it's not ADD any longer but ADHD:
Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder
Addison's Disease - Low steroid production by the adrenal
glands (one adrenal is associated with each kidney). If
chronic or acute, Addison's can be fatal. Commonly
caused by auto immune malfunction. When someone loses
their adrenal glands through surgery or otherwise, they
require lifelong supplementation of the adrenal hormones,
just like those who lose their thyroid gland require lifelong
supplementation of thyroid hormones. Named for English
physician Thomas Addison, 1793-1860
AMA = American Medical Association, large and powerful
group of inordinately wealthy doctors, the "Powers that Be"
in USA medical and pharmaceutical practice and research
appt = appointment, a set time when you may see a health
care provider
Apr = April, the fourth month of the Gregorian calendar
Aug = August, the eighth month of the Gregorian calendar
Armour = thyroid hormone supplemental medicine made from
dried pig thyroid glands, one grain of Armour contains 38 mcg
t4 (levo-thyroxine), plus 9 mcg of t3 (liothyronine,
triiodothyronine), plus unknown other hormones our
endocrinologists have not figured out yet
bp = blood pressure, see also hbp
BTW = by the way (an aside, a related comment)
CBC = Complete blood count. A blood test to count your white
cells, red cells and other measures of you your blood cells
including whether you have iron deficiency anemia. A CBC does
not tell you a thing about the condition of your thyroid gland.
Be sure to ask your health care provider what the results of your
CBC mean. The abbreviation CBC may NOT be used on Thyroid
to mean Canadian Broadcasting Corporation.
CFIDS = Chronic Fatigue and Immune Deficiency Syndrome.
This is a fairly recent change in nomenclature for chronic fatigue
syndrome
CFS = chronic fatigue syndrome
Dec = December, the twelfth and final month of the Gregorian
calendar
DHEA = dehydroepiandrosterone, a hormone produced by the
adrenal glands, a steroid and can be converted to testosterone
or estrogen. DHEA levels in your blood are highest when your are
young and levels fall as you age, pronounced
Dee-HI-dro-pee-an-DROS-ter-own (syllables in capitals are stressed)
Dr, Doc, doc = doctor, physician, healer, prescription writer.
In different countries this term has different meanings. In the
UK where it usually means the general practitioner (GP, also
see). This is the doctor one goes to for general health
(primary care physician, PCP, also see), one's first contact
with a doctor. If necessary (in the UK, also see) one is then
referred to hospital to a consultant, in the case of thyroid
disorders usually to an endocrinologist (see endo). Also
meant to refer to some highly educated, often specialized
individuals who are self proclaimed medical gods, and/or some
highly educated often specialized individuals who really care
for patients
drs = more than one dr, on Thyroid, drs may not be used to
mean "don't remember sh*t" (brain fog)
dx = diagnosis, whatever the doctor thinks will make you
go away *and* pay your bill, often accompanied with a little
slip of paper authorizing you to buy a drug from a pharmacy
or chemist (see prescription).
endo = typically know-it-all, interpersonally inept medical
doctor whom claims to know more than other doctors (but
in the instance of hypothyroid disease typically treats
less) about human endocrine systems. Also frequently
called an "endocrinologist," among other things
ENT = Ear, Nose and Throat doctor (a specialist), works
primarily on and inside the sides and front of your head
below your eyes and brain
FAQ = frequently asked questions and their answers
Feb = February, the second month of the Gregorian calendar
FM = fibromyalgia
Fri = Friday, the sixth day of the USA week
GP = general practitioner, the doctor that you see most
often, who often cares much more for you, and communicates
better than an ordinary specialist ever will, also know as a
PCP (primary care physician)
gr = grain, a unit of measure of weight;
1 grain = 0.036 drams
1 grain = 0.002285 ounces
1 grain = 0.0648 grams (~65 mg)
gm = gram, a unit of measure of weight
1 gram = 1,000 milligrams
1 gram = 0.035 ounces
1 gram = 15.43 grains
Graves = Graves' disease, exophthalmic goiter, a form of
hyperactivity of the thyroid gland, named after Irish
Physician Robert James Graves, 1797-1853
Hashimoto's disease = struma, thyroiditis, struma lymphomatosa,
a progressive auto immune disease of the thyroid gland, with
extensive acidophilic degeneration of its epithelial
elements and replacement by lymphoid and fibrous tissue -
your immune antibodies attack your own thyroid gland,
named after Japanese surgeon, Hakaru Hashimoto, 1881-
1934
Hashi's = Hashimoto's disease
hbp = high blood pressure, hypertension
HMO = "health maintenance organization," a sick form of
USA health insurance. Also called Health Mismanagement Oafs
(not intended to disparage oafs), Hired Medical Outcasts or
Health Maintenance Ordeals. Like all insurance, once they have
your money, they do everything under the sun to avoid giving
your money back. So, what HMO really means is, "You had
better maintain your health on your own, because that HMO
really doesn't want you any where near their organization,
except for your payments in advance, of course." Aliases
also include: Health Mutilation Organization
hrs = hours, a unit of measure of time, 24 of which you survive
each day of your life
hyper = hyperthyroid, includes Graves' disease, over activity
of thyroid gland, despite "normal" levels of TSH, excess of
thyroxin are produced by your thyroid gland
hypo = hypothyroid, myxedema, underactivity of the thyroid
gland, smaller than desired quantities of thyroxin is
produced by your thyroid gland
I131 = a radioactive isotope of iodine, used in RAI
IQ = Intelligence Quotient, a method of measurement of
intellectual ability, often derived from the results of administering
one of the standardized IQ tests (for example, Wechsler or
Stanford-Binet), or what you do at a teller machine. Many patients
want to believe their doctors have high IQs. There is more than
one type of intelligence, including athletic, divergent (creative) and
social intelligences. It appears that some doctors do not have
high social IQ's. They have a tendency to speak and yet they
seldom listen. There is no known cure - get another doctor before
bad things happen because the doctor does not listen to you.
Jan = January, the first month of the Gregorian calendar
Jun = June, the sixth month of the Gregorian calendar
Jul = July, the seventh month of the Gregorian calendar
Knd rgds = Kind regards, a complimentary closing used in
English correspondence
lab = laboratory, lab results are a piece of paper behind
which an entire flock of lazy, miss-educated doctors may
hide themselves from your presenting thyroid-related symptoms
labs = more than one lab OR more commonly used to mean
the results of various diagnostic tests, as in, "My labs are
back." Results of tests done in laboratories, a more
expensive form of laboratory, also used to talk about the
results of laboratory tests, for example, various blood
test values and their reference (expected, normal)
ranges
LOL = laughing out loud - something previously said is implied
to have been humorous, alternatively, "lots of laughs"
Mar = March, the third month of the Gregorian calendar
mcg = micrograms, a unit of measure of weight
MD = doctor, physician, healer, prescription writer
meds = medicines, prescriptions
mg = milligrams, a unit of measure of weight
1 mg = 0.001 grams
1 mg = 0.015 grains
mCi = milliCurie, a unit of measurement of a radioisotope
dose, a radioactive exposure. Most frequently encountered
when discussing RAI (radioactive iodine)treatment for either
thyroid cancer or hyperthyroidism. (The radioactive iodine
used is I (Iodine) 131, or I131, an isotope of iodine.
Mon = Monday, the second day of the USA week
MSG = Monosodium glutamate. A white powder often used in
restaurant (especially Asian) food and/or meat tenderizers. It
"amplifies" the taste of foods by breaking down proteins. MSG
can be great for insect stings. Pour some on a sting and it really
helps take the pain away (by digesting the proteins in the venom?)
ND = Naturopathic Doctor, may not be a MD
NEJM = New England Journal of Medicine - an expensive
magazine read almost exclusively by doctors in which
doctors beat on their own chests and proclaim themselves
to be worthy of their hire, and sometimes publish new
research or highly qualified opinions about obscure, minutely
defined, "medical" topics
NIH = National Institute of Health, USA government big wigs
who are supposed to minimize the damage done by greed,
stupidity, confusion, and falsehood within the USA health
care non-system
Nov = November, the eleventh month of the Gregorian calendar
OB/GYN = Obstetrics/Gynecology or Obstetrician/Gynecologist
(baby doctor/female doctor). Most, but not all, gynecologists also
practice obstetrics.
OB = Obstetrics or obstetrician. Obstetrics is the care of
mother and baby during pregnancy, and the care of the mother
for a short period of time following pregnancy. Newborns are
handed over to a pediatrician (children's medicine specialist)
in the delivery room for assessment and (if necessary) monitoring.
Neonatologists handle the care of newborns. There are some family
medicine specialists (formerly known as"GP"s) who deliver babies
in the USA, but the huge malpractice insurance premiums have
scared most generalist doctors away from delivery rooms.
Oct = October, the tenth month of the Gregorian calendar
PCP = Primary care physician, doctor, GP, doc (also see)
prn = means "as needed" in medical "chart talk," Latin
pro re na'ta means according as circumstances may require
prob or probs = problem(s) of which, with thyroid conditions, there
sometimes appears to be no end.
RAI = radioactive iodine, a procedure in which radioactive iodine is
administered to the patient to destroy thyroid function, or may refer to
the radioactive iodine substance itself. Thyroid function is thereafter
simulated by lifetime use of thyroid hormone replacement. (See
Synthroid and Armour.) Statistically, 80% of endos (endocrinologists)
recommend this procedure for their hyperthyroid patients. (The other
20%, ignorant iconoclasts all, most likely do not chew Trident gum
either.) Anecdotally, 95.5% of all endos have numerous first and
second degree relatives who have had RAI and are deliriously happy
and relieved, and said endos simply cannot wait till they too become
hyperthyroid so that they can imbibe this life-sustaining elixir.
Formerly, before recommending RAI, doctors would prescribe
anti-thyroid drugs or recommend surgery. When administering RAI,
doctors would first take a careful patient history (spending upwards
of an hour) and carefully calibrate the dose of RAI. This would reduce
the chances of the patient's becoming hypothyroid. This seems to be
a lost art. It has been replaced by pompous and selective use of
statistics and scare tactics; for example, too many patients are not told
that thyroid eye disease can often worsen after RAI. (See also, thyroid
storm.) In many developed countries RAI is not the first choice of treatment
for women of child-bearing age. USA endocrinologists have yet to come up
with a completely satisfying reason for going against this mainstream
practice.
rt3 = reverse t3 (a chemical isomorph, often biologically
useless, if your t4 medication turns to rt3, your body
cannot use the rt3 and that portion of the medication
is wasted)
rt4 = reverse t4 (a chemical isomorph, often biologically
useless)
rx, prescription = a form of implied medical treatment, a
small piece of paper allowing a specific drug or device to
be "dispensed" to you by a pharmacist or chemist. A
permission slip given to you from a powerful person
(doctor) for medicine so that you may obtain (buy) the
medication, for example, Thyroxine, from a pharmacy
Sat = Saturday, the seventh and final day of the USA week
script = prescription, rx
Sept = September, the ninth month of the Gregorian calendar
SERC = is a brand name for Betahistine di-Hydrochloride, an
anti-vertigo drug. Betahistine is classified as a histamine
agonist (similar to histamine) and may provoke allergies in some
people. SERC is well-known in Europe and other parts of
the world because of its accepted efficacy in relieving symptoms
of Meniere's Disease (Vertigo of labyrinthine source).
Not available in USA
subpar = below normal, below average or less than
expected. Forget about par as used in golf where below
par there means excellent
Sun = Sunday, the first day of the USA week
T3 = triiodothyronine, liothyronine, a thyroid hormone that
circulates in your bloodstream, the active form of the
most commonly observed thyroid hormone, a synthetic
version of t3 is called Cytomel, t3 is also found in both
Armour and Thyrolar (Armour and Thyrolar both also
contain t4)
T4 = thyroxine, a thyroid hormone that circulates in
your bloodstream, the inactive form of the most commonly
observed thyroid hormone, the synthetic version of
t4 is called Synthroid, Levothroid, or Thyroxine. Many
doctors are taught to believe that all one needs is t4,
because most people appear to survive on the amount of
inactive t4 that their bodies can convert to t3 in daily
life, especially if their doctor was simultaneously
trained to ignore all thyroid related symptoms, relying
only on blood levels of t4 and/or tsh. True science, however,
confirmed long ago that many people DO NOT get enough
t3 converted from the meager t4 allowed them, causing all
manner of *classical* thyroid symptoms that patients can
feel and see, but their doctors somehow cannot.
TBG = thyroid binding globulin, thyroid hormone detaches
from TBG in order to enter your cells.
temp = temperature, basal temperature, measuring the rate
at which your body is burning fuels to perform the actions
of living, (therefore, on Thyroid, "temp" may NOT be used
to mean temporary - if you mean temporary, please use the
whole word.)
Thurs = Thursday, the fifth day of the USA week
TIA = thanks in advance, implies the reader is obligated
to respond
tsh = thyroid stimulating hormone. The pituitary gland
stimulates the thyroid to make, store, and release
thyroid hormone. This hormonal signal sent out by the
pituitary to control the thyroid is called TSH (thyroid
stimulating hormone)
Tues = Tuesday, the third day of the USA week
UK = United Kingdom; "Great" Britain; England, Scotland,
and Wales
URL = Uniform Resource Locator, the Internet address of a
Web page, for example: http://www.Emissary.Net/thyroid
w/ = with, for example, take your medication w/ water not
alcohol
w/o = without
USA = United States of America, America, ha-murica, US,
North American juggernaut of commercial greed, a bankrupt
nation state (since 1933) to bankers and various other foreign
interests
Weds = Wednesday, the fourth day of the USA week
yrs = years, a unit of measure of time, a concept of the
Gregorian (western) calendar, 365 consecutive days, often
measured from 01 January to 31 December, (therefore, on
Thyroid, "yrs" may NOT be used to mean yours - if you mean
yours, as in "yrs truly," please use the whole word yours)
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Hormone/Drug Contents Summary
T4 only (Synthyroid and Levothroid)
T3 only (Cytomel)
T4 and T3 (Armour, Thyrolar)
T1 and T2 are available in trace amounts in Armour thyroid
The number after the "T" (in t3, t4, etc.) refers to the number
of iodine atoms contained in each hormone molecule
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