Now this is funny! The kid will be okay. My son's first sentence was, "Bug on
my damn trike!" He is a bank officer now.

Bobby

>The boys went to summer day camp this year. One day they were playing =
>"Simon Says". The other kids were doing the usual Touch your toes, Touch
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>your head, etc. When it was his turn, Anthony (in a loud and very clear
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>voice) says: "Simon says... touch your... penis!"  The girls, of course,
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>just  looked confused. One little 8 year-old boy almost fell out of his
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>w/c he was laughing so hard. The counsellors struggled to keep straight
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>faces. And, of course his brother Bobby did an immediate Michael Jackson
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>move and grabbed his crotch! Anthony just laughed and laughed. Boy am I
>in trouble!  :-)