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Date: | Thu, 18 Dec 2003 08:51:58 -0600 |
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Jackism
U have one cow, you sell it to send your kids to Magic Bean U.
On Dec 18, 2003, at 8:24 AM, Gabriel Orgrease wrote:
> Advaniism
> U have 2 cows. U dont milk them. U worship them.
>
> Chandrababuiism
> U have 2 cows in vijayawada. U hook them 2 internet and milk them from
> hyderabad.
>
> Jayalalithaism
> U have 2 cows. U teach them 2 cry, "ammaaaaaaaaaa>>" and fall at ur
> feet.
>
> Karunanidhiism
> U have 2 cows. U give one 2 ur son and the other 2 ur nephew.
>
> Gandhiism
> U have 2 cows. But u drink goat’s milk.
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> indiraiism
> U have 2 bullss. U adamantly consider them as cows.
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> Lalooiism
> U have 2 cows. U buy Rs. 900 crore worth of cattlefeed for them.
>
> Rajnikantiism
> U have 2 cows. U throw them into air and catch their milk in ur mouth.
>
> Rajiviism
> U have 2 cows. U paint them both 2 get colourful milk.
>
> Thakreyissm
> U have 2 cows. U feed them only saffron flowers.
>
> Vajpayeesiim
> U have 2 cows. U distribute the milk among ur partners and eat
> cattlefield.
>
> Veerappaniism
> U have 2 cows. U take over a reserved forest to feed them.
>
> Azhariism
> U have only 1 cow. U take money from bookies 2 maintain it.
>
> Bushism
> U have many cows as u like. U preach 2 others not to have any.
>
> Clintonism
> U have 2 cows, but u, milk ur neighbour’s cows.
>
> Musharrafism
> Nawaz shariff has 2 cows. Take them over.
>
> Osamaism
> U have 2 cows. U convert them into biological weapons.
>
> Talibanism
> U have 2 cows. U put them in purdah.
>
> UNism
> U have 2 cows. U dont milk them; u only lecture to them.
>
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To terminate puerile preservation prattling among pals and the
uncoffee-ed, or to change your settings, go to:
<http://maelstrom.stjohns.edu/archives/bullamanka-pinheads.html>
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