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Peter Altschul <[log in to unmask]>
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Peter Altschul <[log in to unmask]>
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Thu, 31 Jan 2002 11:52:40 -0500
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>> INTERNET ADVISOR by Tech Support
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>> Dear Tech Support:
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>> Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
>> slowdown in the performance of flower and jewelry applications that had
>> operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0
>> uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.9, and installed
>> undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0.  Conversation 8.0 no
>> longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried
>> running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?
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>> Signed- -Desperate
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>> Dear Desperate:
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>> First, keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while
>> Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Install Tears 6.2 and enter the command
>> C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME. Husband 1.0 should then
>> automatically run the applications Guilty 3.0 and Flowers 7.0.  But
>> remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5,
>> Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create
>> Snoring Loudly WAV files.
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>> DO NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program.
>> These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.  In
>> summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory
>> and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying
>> additional software to improve performance.  I personally recommend Hot Food
>> 3.0 and Lingerie 6.9.
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>> Good luck.
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>> Signed- -Tech Support
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