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These are cute.
The list is quiet today, isn't it.
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From: Kathy Salkin [mailto:[log in to unmask]]
Sent: Tuesday, August 20, 2002 2:36 PM
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Subject: Great Truths About Life That Little Children Have Learned
Just to lighten up things a bit -
Great Truths About Life That Little Children Have Learned
~No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
~When your Mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
~If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second
person.
~Never ask your 3-year-old brother to hold a tomato.
~You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
~Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot.
~Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
~Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic-tac.
~Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time.
~School lunches stick to the wall.
~You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
~Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. No matter how cute the
underwear is.
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