Hi again everyone:

For those of us who are creating worlds for 3D chatting, there's this
one....

26.  You claim to live in a town which the Post Office can't even find
because the town doesn't even exist in real life

And for those of us who listen to or run our own online radio stations,
there are these ones....

27.  Your favorite radio station which you listen to at work can't be found
on the local radio dial.

28.  You try to tune into your favorite online radio station with your car
radio, only to realize that it only receives AM or FM stations and XM if you
have that feature.

Just figured I'd throw that in...Cheers  :-)

Patrick.
----- Original Message -----
From: "Kathleen Salkin" <[log in to unmask]>
To: <[log in to unmask]>
Sent: Wednesday, February 27, 2002 1:11 PM
Subject: SIGNS YOU LIVE IN THE YEAR 2002...


> Thought you'd get a kick out of this!  I did.  Kat
>
> SIGNS YOU LIVE IN THE YEAR 2002...
>
> 1. You just tried to enter your password on the microwave.
>
> 2. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family
> of three.
>
> 3. You call your son's beeper to let him know it's time to
> eat. He emails you back from his bedroom, "What's for dinner?"
>
> 4. Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site.
>
> 5. You chat several times a day with a stranger from South
> Africa, but you haven't spoken with your next door neighbor
> this year.
>
> 6. You check the ingredients on a can of chicken noodle soup
> to see if it contains Echinacea.
>
> 7. Your grandmother asks you to send her a JPEG file of your
> newborn so she can create a screen saver.
>
> 8. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone
> to see if anyone is home.
>
> 9. Every commercial on television has a web-site address at
> the bottom of the screen.
>
> 10. You buy a computer and 6 months later it is out of
> date and now sells for half the price you paid.
>
> 11. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you
> didn't have the first 20 or 30 years of your life, is
> cause for panic and turning around to go get it.
>
> 12. Using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make
> a purchase would be a hassle and take planning.
>
> 13. Cleaning up the dining room means getting the fast
> food bags out of the back seat of your car.
>
> 14. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is
> that they do not have e-mail addresses.
>
> 15. You consider second-day air delivery painfully slow.
>
> 16. Your dining room table is now your flat filing cabinet.
>
> 17. Your idea of being organized is multiple-colored
> Post-it notes.
>
> 18. You hear most of your jokes via e-mail instead of
> in person.
>
> 19. You get an extra phone line (or a ADSL/cable modem)
> so you can get phone calls.
>
> 20. You disconnect from the Internet and get this awful
> feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
>
> 21. You get up in morning and go online before getting
> your coffee.
>
> 22. You wake up at 2 am to go to the bathroom and check
> your E-mail on your way back to bed.
>
> 23. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :)
>
> 24. You're reading this.
>
> 25. Even worse; you're going to forward it to someone else
>