watch out, i was borned and raised over there.
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From: Michael H Collis [mailto:[log in to unmask]]
Sent: Monday, November 19, 2001 11:42 PM
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Subject: Re: Joke: Australian Medicine
Hey!!! i am sure this is an Alabama one.
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From: St. John's University Cerebral Palsy List
[mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of Barber, Kenneth L.
Sent: Monday, November 19, 2001 7:52 AM
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Subject: Re: Joke: Australian Medicine
r u sure this is not mississippi? hey, bobby, i left tennesse alone.
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From: Rayna Lamb [mailto:[log in to unmask]]
Sent: Monday, November 19, 2001 7:54 AM
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Subject: FW: Joke: Australian Medicine
>Subject: Australian Medicine
After having their 11th child, a Tasmanian couple decided that was
enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to
his doctor/veterinarian and told him that he and his wife/cousin
didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there
was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that
it
was expensive.
A less costly alternative, said the doctor, was to go home, get a
firecracker, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to
his ear and count to 10.
The Tasmanian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man
in the world, but I don't see how putting a firecracker in a beer can
next to my ear is going to help me."
Trust me," said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a firecracker and put it in a beer can.
He held the can up to his ear and began to count:
"1"
"2"
"3"
"4"
"5"
at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs,
and resumed counting on his other hand.
This procedure also works in most other parts of Australia
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