Hello! A good laugh to begin the day!
It was the first day of school in Dallas and a new student named Suzuki,the
son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade.The teacher said,
"Let's begin by reviewing some American history. Who said, "Give me Liberty,
or give me Death?" She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Suzuki, who had
his hand up."Patrick Henry, 1775." he said. "Very good! Who said'Government
of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the
earth'"? Again, no response except from Suzuki: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863."
said Suzuki. The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed
Suzuki, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you
do." She heard a loud whisper: "F * * k the Japs." "Who said that?" she
demanded. Suzuki put his hand up. "Lee Iacocca, 1982."
At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."The teacher
glares and asks "All right! Now who said that?" Again, Suzuki says,"George
Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991." Now furious, another student
yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!" Suzuki jumps out of his chair waving his hand
and shouts to the teacher,"Bill Clinton to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"
Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said," You little shit.If you say
anything else, I'll kill you."Suzuki frantically yells at the top of his
voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy, 2001." The teacher fainted and as the
class gathered around the teacher, on the floor, someone said, "Oh shit,
we're F * * ked" and Suzuki said, "The Taliban, 2001!
Have a nice day
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