In a message dated 8/31/01 12:31:42 PM, [log in to unmask] writes:

<< Same weather here, Ken.  It's a good day for whining!  I ate carpet this
morning, although I did have a crate of Laura's (can you say Imelda Marcos?
I know you could!) shoes to break my fall.  Scraped my back on the door
frame on the way down.  At least there's good, fresh meat exposed now--much
quicker and more effective than a "loofa".  You going to get an orthopedist
or podiatrist to whack the spurs?  I hear the surgery hurts like nobody's
business, but it's worth it (so they say).  Hope you feel better soon, if
nothing else than to give over with the jokes.  I've gotten great mileage
out of the toilet paper fax. >>