> Computer Acronyms
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> PCMCIA People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
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> ISDN It Still Does Nothing
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> APPLE Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
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> SCSI System Can't See It
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> DOS Defective Operating System
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> BASIC Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
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> IBM I Blame Microsoft
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> DEC Do Expect Cuts
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> CD-ROM Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
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> OS/2 Obsolete Soon, Too.
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> WWW World Wide Wait
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> MACINTOSH Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
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> PENTIUM Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding
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> of Mathematics
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> COBOL Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
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> AMIGA A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
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> LISP Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
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> MIPS Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
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> WINDOWS Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
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> GIRO Garbage In Rubbish Out
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> MICROSOFT Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools
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> Teenagers
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