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my list is getting so big now you'll all have to excuse me if i have a
repeat or two.
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From: - Joy - [mailto:[log in to unmask]]
Sent: Friday, March 09, 2001 12:23 PM
To: [log in to unmask]
Subject: One-Liners
Here are some more...
A few clowns short of a circus.
An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
A few beers short of a six-pack.
The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.
One taco short of a combination plate.
A few feathers short of a whole duck.
All foam, no beer.
The cheese slid off his cracker.
Body by Jake, brains by Mattel.
Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt.
Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
He fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
As smart as bait..
Her sewing machine's out of thread.
His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
Missing a few buttons on his remote control.
Surfing in Nebraska.
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~Joy~
http://www.geocities.com/joy0823
Last Movie Seen: "Austin Powers" - 4 out of 5 stars
Current Book: "HP and the Sorcerer's Stone" by JK Rowling
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