Good one.

On 8/27/01 2:09 PM, "Barber, Kenneth L." <[log in to unmask]> wrote:

> wierd humor i have.
>
>
> Boudreaux and two men were sitting naked in a sauna.
> Suddenly there is a beeping sound.
> The first man presses his forearm and the beeping stops..
> Boudreaux look  astonished. "Oh", he says, "I have a microchip
> under the skin of my arm and that's my pager".
> A moment later there is a ringing sound.  The second man lifts
> his arm to his ear and starts talking.  When he is done he explains I have a
> microchip in my arm and that's my mobile phone.
> Boudreaux, feeling somewhat left out, steps out of the sauna.
> After a few minutes he returns with a piece of toilet paper
> sticking out from between his buttocks.  The other two men look astonished.
> "Oh,"
> he explains "I'm just getting a Fax.
>

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