Welcome back Razor Wit.
Can you imagine pigs having torrid love affairs (Whatever is a torrid
love affair?).
Suggest users choice as to whether twist pig or bottle or how and where
to insert the corkscrew. Maybe Carla has a recipe or users manual.
Hugs,
S.
> > -----Original Message-----
> > From: Betty B [mailto:[log in to unmask]]
> > Sent: Tuesday, March 27, 2001 1:18 PM
> > To: [log in to unmask]
> > Subject: Re: Intriguing, especially if true...
> >
> > I'm confused. Do you twist the pig or the bottle?
> >
> >
> > > Used to raise porkers. This one is absolutely silly. More like 3
> > > seconds--no more than 10-15 seconds for the whole, torrid love
affair.
> > > Their "John Thomas" IS corkscrew-shaped, though. Kind of an odd
sight.