Ah hell, who needs to aim?  Just sit down and you can pee in your sleep.
Bonuses: 1) Mom and daughters don't fall in and cuss you.       2)
Eliminates "splashing" and subsequent cleanup.  3) If your daughter walks in
on you by accident, you don't have to deal with uncomfortable anatomy
questions.  On the flip-side:  If you CAN stand up, don't sit in a public
restroom for a tinkle.  Reduces virility factor by an exponential degree.

Moral:  Why does an (able-bodied) man stand to pee?  Because he can!

K-Dog.  "Piece -- Out!"



-----Original Message-----
From: Barber, Kenneth L. [mailto:[log in to unmask]]
Sent: Friday, February 08, 2002 12:37 PM
To: [log in to unmask]
Subject: Re: Geri Jewell jewel


it sprinkled over your head, kyle did not have good aim.

-----Original Message-----
From: Chester Worwa [mailto:[log in to unmask]]
Sent: Friday, February 08, 2002 12:35 PM
To: [log in to unmask]
Subject: Re: Geri Jewell jewel


I don't mean to sound stupid, but this flew way over
my head.

--- "Cleveland, Kyle E." <[log in to unmask]>
wrote:
> The best thing about having CP
> and being a man is that you can take a leak
> and get a little "self gratification" at the same
> time!
>
> -Kyle (Who doesn'y know if he's coming or
> going....or both!   Oy!)
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Betty B [mailto:[log in to unmask]]
> Sent: Friday, February 08, 2002 8:49 AM
> To: [log in to unmask]
> Subject: Geri Jewell jewel
>
>
> You know the hardest thing about
>  having cerebral palsy and being a woman?
>  It's plucking your eyebrows.
>  That's how I originally got pierced ears.
>
>                    -Geri Jewell-


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