> FUNNY CLASSIFIEDS:
>
> FREE PUPPIES:
> 1/2 COCKER SPANIEL -
> 1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG
>
> FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
> 8 YEARS OLD. UNPLEASANT LITTLE DOG.
>
> 1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB -- $850/offer
>
> AMANA WASHER $100.
> OWNED BY CLEAN BACHELOR WHO SELDOM WASHED.
>
> SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE...
> ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.
>
> FREE PUPPIES...PART GERMAN SHEPHERD - PART STUPID DOG
>
> 2 WIRE MESH BUTCHERING GLOVES:
> 1 5-finger, 1 3-finger, PAIR: $15
>
> TICKLE ME ELMO, STILL IN BOX, COMES WITH ITS
> OWN 1988 MUSTANG, 5L, AUTO,
> EXCELLENT CONDITION $6800
>
> COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED...
> ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.
>
> 83 TOYOTA HUNCHBACK -- $2000
>
> GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs.
> NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE.
>
> FREE 1 CAN OF PORK & BEANS
> WITH PURCHASE OF 3 BR 2 BATH HOME.
>
> NORDIC TRACK $300
> HARDLY USED
> CALL CHUBBIE
>
> BILL'S SEPTIC CLEANING
> "WE HAUL AMERICAN MADE PRODUCTS"
>
> SHAKESPEARE'S PIZZA - FREE CHOPSTICKS
>
> FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG.
> LOOKS LIKE A RAT...
> BEEN OUT AWHILE..
> BETTER BE REWARD.
>
> HUMMELS - LARGEST SELECTION EVER
> "IF IT'S IN STOCK, WE HAVE IT!"
>
> HARRISBURG POSTAL EMPLOYEES GUN CLUB
>
> NICE PARACHUTE:
> NEVER OPENED - USED ONCE
> SLIGHTLY STAINED
>
> AMERICAN FLAG
> 60 STARS - POLE INCLUDED $100
>
> TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR? WE
> OFFER PROFIT SHARING AND FLEXIBLE HOURS.
> STARTING PAY: $7 - $9 PER HOUR.
>
> EXERCISE EQUIPMENT:
> QUEEN SIZE MATTRESS & BOX SPRINGS -$175.
>
> OUR SOFA SEATS THE WHOLE MOB
> AND IT'S MADE OF 100% ITALIAN LEATHER.
>
> JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
> MUST SELL WASHER & DRYER $300.
>
> LAWYER SAYS CLIENT IS NOT THAT GUILTY.
>
> GAS CLOUD CLEARS OUT TACO BELL.
>
> FULLY COOKED BONELESS SMOKED MAN - $2.09 lb.
>