Hi Deri,

Happy holidays.  I got the joke.  Perhaps a bit too British, but not for
this Canadian.


Peace,

Vince
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>A joke for the hoidays (I suspect a bit too British!!):-
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>Riding the favourite at Cheltenham, a jockey was well ahead of the
>field.
>
>Suddenly he was hit on the head by a turkey and a string of sausages.
>
>He managed to keep control of his mount and pulled back into the lead,
>only to be struck by a box of Christmas crackers, a can of spam and a
>dozen mince pies as he went over the last fence.
>
>With great skill he managed to steer the horse to the front of the
>field once more when, on the run in, he was struck on the head by a
>bottle of sherry and a Christmas pudding. Thus distracted, he managed
>only a second placing.
>
>He immediately went to the stewards to complain that he had been
>seriously hampered.
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>Oh Dear!!!
>
>
>Cheers
>
>Deri




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