what can i say, it comes natural.

-----Original Message-----
From: Carla MacInnis [mailto:[log in to unmask]]
Sent: Thursday, December 13, 2001 8:58 AM
To: [log in to unmask]
Subject: Re: Proud to be a Brit...


you are just too cruel, Ken.

----- Original Message -----
From: Barber, Kenneth L. <[log in to unmask]>
To: <[log in to unmask]>
Sent: Thursday, December 13, 2001 8:41 AM
Subject: Re: Proud to be a Brit...


> you did not get your case?
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Carla MacInnis [mailto:[log in to unmask]]
> Sent: Thursday, December 13, 2001 3:42 AM
> To: [log in to unmask]
> Subject: Re: Proud to be a Brit...
>
>
> Scotch? Where? Let me at it!
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: Laura Cleveland <[log in to unmask]>
> To: <[log in to unmask]>
> Sent: Wednesday, December 12, 2001 11:46 PM
> Subject: Re: Proud to be a Brit...
>
>
> > Sound like the US to me--only smarter where you are!.
> > We received the Scotch--Kyle is still floating! Afraid to open the "holy
> > grail"! We will toast you and Lynn (and Betty for shipping it this
> Christmas
> > (and maybe a few days before and after as well!) Thanks again Deri!
> >
> > Laura (and Kyle)
> > ----- Original Message -----
> > From: "Deri James" <[log in to unmask]>
> > To: <[log in to unmask]>
> > Sent: Wednesday, December 12, 2001 4:19 PM
> > Subject: Proud to be a Brit...
> >
> >
> > > Proud to be British because...
> > >
> > > Only in Britain... can a pizza get to your house faster than an
> > >  ambulance.
> > >
> > > Only in Britain... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way
> > >  to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy
> > >  people can buy cigarettes at the front.
> > >
> > > Only in Britain... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries,
> > >  and a diet coke.
> > >
> > > Only in Britain... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens
> > >  to the counters.
> > >
> > > Only in Britain... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the
> > >  drive and put our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.
> > >
> > > Only in Britain... do we buy hot dogs in packs of ten and buns in
> > >  packs of eight.
> > >
> > > 3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.
> > >
> > > 142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new
> > >  shirts.
> > >
> > > 58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of
> > > screwdrivers.
> > >
> > > 31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while
> > >  the fairy lights were plugged in.
> > >
> > > 19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas
> > > decorations were chocolate.
> > >
> > > British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker
> > >  pulling accidents.
> > >
> > > 101 people since 1999 have had to have broken parts of plastic toys
> > >  pulled out of the soles of their feet.
> > >
> > > 18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit
> > > cigarette in their mouth.
> > >
> > > A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last two years after
> > > opening bottles of beer with their teeth.
> > >
> > > 5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out of control
> > > Scalextric cars.
> > >
> > > and finally.........
> > >
> > > In 2000 eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the
> > > toilet.
> > >
> > >
> > > Cheers
> > >
> > > Deri
> > >
> > >