Two last ones from me,
`Doesn't have all his/her dogs barking'

`Couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery'

Rayna

On Thu, Mar 08, 2001 at 10:04:47PM -0800, Elizabeth H. Thiers wrote:
    Ok,
    Just don't tell the AOTA I'm joining in on how to put people down let's see
    some of the favorites around the house are:

    "That boy/gal is from third eyeball country, ya think?"

    "That boy/gal's been out in the sun too long, brain's fried."

    for the Mensan's in the crowd
    "That boy/gal's cerebrum is the circumfrence (sp?) of the anus of an
    arachnid."

    "Couldn't count his (insert body part) and get the same count twice."


    Beth the I won't admit what I am today
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    Subject: Re: one liners


    ....a demitasse cup would fit his head like a sombrero
    ....he would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle
    ....if you give him a penny for his thoughts ,you get change back
    ....forgot to pay his brain bill
    ....an early example of Peter's Principal
    ....Diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
    ....Doesn't just know nothing; doesn't even suspect much.
    ....Goalie for the dart team.
    ....Immune to caffeine and all other stimulants.


    Joanne