His/her brain is like a camera, one bright flash and it's over.
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From: Barber, Kenneth L. <[log in to unmask]>
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Sent: Thursday, March 08, 2001 11:57 AM
Subject: Re: one liners


> we have now the list updated to these.
>
> "one brick shy of a load."
> "The lights are on, but nobody's home."
> "elevator does not go to the top"
> "a few crackers short of a box"
> "a few pickles short of a barrel"
> "a sandwich short of a picnic"
> "A couple french fries short of a Happy Meal"
> "Not playing with a full deck"
> "All his/her oars are not in the water."
> "Kangaroos in the top paddock"
> "If he/she had half a brain their head would rattle"
> "He/she has two brain cells, one's out looking for the other"
> "in a battle of wits, he/she is unarmed"
>