Deri,

    You are funnier than Dudley Moore!
Bobby

>At a job interview once the bloke interviewing me asked "Do you
>drive?", on answering in the affirmative he then paused, looked
>embarrassed and said "I hope you don't mind me asking, but do you
>have a lot of accidents?" My answer, which I'm sure helped me get the
>job ('cos he was unable to talk coherently for the next 5 minutes)
>was "No, but I see an awful lot in my mirror".
>
>Cheers
>
>Deri
>