>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Korb, Robert
> Sent: Tuesday, July 30, 2002 7:25 AM
> To: DWD DWS BWI R&S
> Subject: FW: Fw: Disorder in the Court
>
>
> These are pretty fun.... nice way to start your day.
>
> > >
> > > Subject: Disorder in the Court
> > >
> > > These are from a book called Disorder in the
> Court. These are things
> people
> > > actually said in court, word for word, taken
> down and now published by
> > > court reporters - who had the torment of
> staying calm while these
> exchanges
> > > were actually taking place. Some of these are
> excellent -
> > >
> > > ====
> > > Q: What is your date of birth?
> > > A: July fifteenth.
> > > Q: What year?
> > > A: Every year.
> > >
> > > ====
> > > Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the
> impact?
> > > A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
> > >
> > > ====
> > > Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your
> memory at all?
> > > A: Yes.
> > > Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
> > > A: I forget.
> > > Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of
> something that you've
> > > forgotten?
> > >
> > > ====
> > > Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?
> > > A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember
> which.
> > > Q: How long has he lived with you?
> > > A: Forty-five years.
> > >
> > > ====
> > > Q: What was the first thing your husband said to
> you when he woke up
> that
> > > morning?
> > > A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
> > > Q: And why did that upset you?
> > > A: My name is Susan.
> > >
> > > ====
> > > Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been
> involved in voodoo or the
> > > occult?
> > > A: We both do.
> > > Q: Voodoo?
> > > A: We do.
> > > Q: You do?
> > > A: Yes, voodoo.
> > >
> > > ====
> > > Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person
> dies in his sleep, he
> > > doesn't know about it until the next morning?
> > >
> > > ====
> > > Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how
> old is he?
> > >
> > > ====
> > > Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?
> > >
> > > ====
> > > Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was
> August 8th?
> > > A: Yes.
> > > Q: And what were you doing at that time?
> > >
> > > ====
> > > Q: She had three children, right?
> > > A: Yes.
> > > Q: How many were boys?
> > > A: None.
> > > Q: Were there any girls?
> > >
> > > ====
> > > Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
> > > A: By death.
> > > Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
> > >
> > > ====
> > > Q: Can you describe the individual?
> > > A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
> > > Q: Was this a male, or a female?
> > >
> > > ====
> > > Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant
> to a deposition notice
> > > which I sent to your attorney?
> > > A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
> > >
> > > ====
> > > Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed
> on dead people?
> > > A: All my autopsies are performed on dead
> people.
> > >
> > > ====
> > > Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What
> school did you go to?
> > > A: Oral.
> > >
> > > ====
> > > Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the
> body?
> > > A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
> > > Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
> > > A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why
> I was doing an autopsy.
> > >
> > > ====
> > > Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
> > >
> > > ====
> > > Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did
> you check for a pulse?
> > > A: No.
> > > Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
> > > A: No.
> > > Q: Did you check for breathing?
> > > A: No.
> > > Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was
> alive when you began the
> > > autopsy?
> > > A: No.
> > > Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
> > > A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a
> jar.
> > > Q: But could the patient have still been alive,
> never the less?
> > > A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been
> alive and practicing law
> > > somewhere.
> >
> >
> >
>
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