Kangaroos in the top paddock

If he/she had half a brain their head would rattle

He/she has two brain cells, one's out looking for the other

One fry short of a Happy Meal

Rayna

On Thu, Mar 08, 2001 at 11:18:33AM -0500, Michael H. Collis wrote:
    How about, "His elevator doesn't go all the way to the top."

    "Karen K. Perlow" wrote:

    > In a message dated 03/08/2001 9:29:32 AM Central Standard Time, [log in to unmask]
    > writes:
    >
    > << hey, every one send in your one liners for thinking someone is just a
    > little
    >  bit gone. lets not be politically correct.
    >   >>
    >
    > Okay...how about, one brick shy of a load. ?..or one of my favorites ..The
    > lights are on, but nobody's home. Be prepared for more from me later, I'm
    > sick so my sense of humor is bound to be weird today..LOL
    >
    > Karen :)