This is from me dear mother-in law. For Betty and the rest of you
"Commonwealth" folks:




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> > After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly
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> > gates.  There, he is greeted by George Washington.
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> > "How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" yells Mr.
> > Washington,
> > slapping Osama in the face.
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> > Patrick Henry comes up from behind.  "You wanted to end the Americans'
> > liberty, so they gave you death!" Henry punches Osama on the nose.
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> > James Madison comes up next, and says "This is why I allowed the Federal
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> > government to provide for the common defense!" He delivers a kick to
> > Osama's
> > knee.
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> > Osama is subjected to similar beatings from John Randolph of Roanoke,
> > James
> > Monroe, and 65 other people who have the same love for liberty and
> > America.
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> > As he writhes on the ground, Thomas Jefferson picks him up to hurls him
> > back
> > toward the gate where he is to be judged.
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> > As Osama awaits his journey to his final very hot destination, he
> > screams,
> > "This is not what I was promised!"
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> > An angel replies "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for
> > you.
> > What did you think I said?"
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