i[Barber, Kenneth L.]  am so forgetful that i thought this one was funny.


Three Sisters

Three sisters ages 92, 94, and 96 live in a house together. One night the
96 year old draws a bath.
She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells down the stairs "was I getting
in or out of the bath?".

The 94 year old yells back 'I don't know. I'll come up and see."  She
starts up the stairs and pauses.  "was I going up the stairs or down?"

The 92 year old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her
sisters.  She shakes her head and says "I sure hope I never get that
forgetful."  She knocks on wood for good measure.  She then yells "I'll
come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door."