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"Barber, Kenneth L." <[log in to unmask]>
Reply To:
St. John's University Cerebral Palsy List
Date:
Thu, 24 May 2001 11:58:34 -0400
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 An unemployed man goes to apply for a job with Microsoft as a janitor. The
 manager there arranges for him to take an aptitude test (Section: Floors,
 sweeping and cleaning).

 After the test, the manager says, "You will be employed at minimum wage,
 $5.15 an hour. Let me have your e-mail address, so that I can send you a
 form to complete and tell you where to report for work on your first day."

 Taken aback, the man protests that he has neither a computer nor an e-mail
 address. To this the MS manager replies, "Well, then, that means that you
 virtually don't exist and can therefore hardly expect to be employed."

 Stunned, the man leaves. Not knowing where to turn and having only $10 in
 his wallet, he decides to buy a 25 lb. flat of tomatoes at the supermarket.
 Within less than 2 hours, he sells all the tomatoes individually at 100%
 profit. Repeating the process several times more that day, he ends up with
 almost $100 before going to sleep that night.

 And thus it dawns on him that he could quite easily make a living selling
 tomatoes. Getting up early every day and going to bed late, he multiplies
 his profits quickly. After a short time he acquires a cart to transport
several dozen boxes of tomatoes, only to have to trade it in again so that
he can
 buy a pick-up truck to support his expanding business.

 By the end of the second year, he is the owner of a fleet of pick-up
trucks and manages a staff of a hundred former unemployed people, all
selling
tomatoes.

 Planning for the future of his wife and children, he decides to buy some
 life insurance. Consulting with an insurance adviser, he picks an
insurance plan to fit his new circumstances. At the end of the telephone
conversation, the adviser asks him for his e-mail address in order to send
the final
 documents electronically.

 When the man replies that he has no e-mail, the adviser is stunned, "What,
 you don't have e-mail? How on earth have you managed to amass such wealth
 without the Internet, e-mail and e-commerce? Just imagine where you would
be now, if you had been connected to the Internet from the very start!"

 After a moment of thought, the tomato millionaire replied, "Why, of
course! I would be a floor cleaner at Microsoft!"

 Moral of this story:

 1. The Internet, e-mail and e-commerce do not need to rule your life.

 2. If you don't have e-mail, but work hard, you can still become a
 millionaire.

 3. Seeing that you got this story via e-mail, you're probably closer to
 becoming a janitor than you are to becoming a millionaire.

 4. If you do have a computer and e-mail, you have already been taken to
the cleaners by Microsoft.

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