Yes Bobby- I can tell you've been reading those intriguing mystery novels...
  lol

What's that latest one- not sure if I got it all since I got kicked in the
behind last night!


>From: "greer.bobby" <[log in to unmask]>
>Reply-To: "St. John's University Cerebral Palsy List"
><[log in to unmask]>
>To: [log in to unmask]
>Subject: Things not to say to a rehab counselor
>Date: Tue, 1 May 2001 12:00:43 -0500
>
>I am attempting to tap the "goldmine", or , "ghoul mind" of wisdom and hmor
>on
>this list. I have a speech to make for the local group of rehab.
>counselors. It
>is a motivational speech. I thought I would use some fresh dark humor from
>this
>list.
>     You did a superb job on "positive things about being CP" that I am
>asking
>you to dig deep into the dark side.
>
>Ones I have thought of are:
>
>     "Can you reimburse costs of acquiring a new inventory for a crack
>dealer?"
>
>     "Should I leave the five years I served for embezzlement off my
>reseme'?"
>
>     "Would my parole officer be a good reference?"
>
>     "Is serial killer a legitimate vocational objective?"
>
>     "Do you ever date clients?"
>
>I have been reading too many mystery novels. Can you tell?
>
>Bobby

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