Okay, the guy who's painting my house right now kept making these jokes
about
how he can carry a baker's dozen on his...uh...you know, JOHNSON.
the great houdini called his "magic johnson." oh, it is early and i am
suffering from lack of sleep.
i am awake now. the magician i wanted to use was david copperfield. so i
should have said
david copperfield calls his "magic johnson."