If they're doing all that stuff, then they're in DC (not necessarily FROM DC).
In a message dated 04/17/2001 8:35:16 AM Eastern Daylight Time,
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> HOW TO IDENTIFY WHERE A DRIVER IS FROM:
>
> 1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: CHICAGO
>
> 2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window: NEW YORK
>
> 3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of
> traffic: NEW JERSEY
>
> 4. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator:
> BOSTON
>
> 5. One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino,
> cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, gun in lap: LOS ANGELES
>
> 6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror:
> OHIO, but driving in CALIFORNIA
>
> 7. Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to
> talk to someone in back seat: ITALY
>
> 8. One hand on 12 oz. Double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell
> phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on steering wheel
> while stuck in traffic: SEATTLE
>
> 9. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both
> feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing McDonald's
> bag out the window: TEXAS
>
> 10. Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer
> cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: ALABAMA
>
> 11. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield,
> driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on:
> FLORIDA
>
> "Mental toughness and perseverance is the formula for success"
>
Betty
aut viam inveniam aut faciam
"I will either find a way or make one."
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