Greetings!

> >> ... lifting and carrying around a calf every day...
> >> Eventually, it is claimed, he was able to
> >> >lift and carry a full size bull!
> >> I only work my calves once a week, on Wednesday.
> >I'm not sure what your point is....
> Are my puns *that* bad :-) ?

I'm afraid they are udderly incomprensible, but don't cry over spilt milk!
Remember that to err is human and to moo is bovine.

I'll leave you to chew the cud on that one...

(Sorry for all the puns, but I couldn't help milking it for all its worth,
or at least until the cows came home).

Dave