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A Quickie for GW
By Thess (3/8/2001 8:56:00 AM)
This humor is
(read 3630 times)
Taking a break from their first day of work,
George W.
Bush and Dick Cheney go out to a restaurant near
the White
House. The very attractive waitress saunters over,
smiles
and asks them what they would like. Dick orders
the
"Heart-Healthy" salad.
The waitress turns to Dubya and asks him, "What
would
you like, Mr. President?"
"I'd like a your special quickie", he says
proudly.
The waitress is shocked and astonished.
In a huff, she exclaims, "I thought you were going
to bring a new era of moral rectitude to
the White
House! Now I see that you are like all the other
politicians and lied to us! I'm sorry I ever voted for
you!"
She storms off knocking anything and anybody out
of her way.
Bush sits there, stunned for a moment. Then Cheney
leans over and says, "George, here in
Washington it's pronounced QUICHE."
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