I'm confused. Do you twist the pig or the bottle?
In a message dated 03/27/2001 10:26:20 AM Eastern Standard Time,
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> Used to raise porkers. This one is absolutely silly. More like 3
> seconds--no more than 10-15 seconds for the whole, torrid love affair.
> Their "John Thomas" IS corkscrew-shaped, though. Kind of an odd sight.
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