I had a variant of this I wrote into a play:
Mary had a little lamb
She was not a vegetarian
Rayna Lamb wrote:
> Ooooh, now I get it! Actually I have a couple of these myself:
>
> Mary had a little lamb
> Her father shot it dead
> And now it goes to school with her
> Between two hunks of bread
>
> There was a little girl
> With a little curl
> Right in the middle of her forehead
> When she was good, she was very, very good
> But when she was bad, she was better!
>
> And a couple more I found when researching nursery rhymes for a
> writing class:
>
> Pussycat, pussycat, where have you been
> Licking your lips with your whiskers so clean
> Pussycat, pussycat, purring and pudgy
> Pussycat, pussycat, WHERE IS OUR BUDGIE?
>
> This little pig went to market
> But I think that the point is well taken -
> It's the cute little pig that wisely stayed home
> Who succeeded in saving his bacon
>
> by Max Fatchen
> from "Wry Rhymes for Troublesome Times"
> (1983)
> As quoted in: (Holden, 1992 p84)
>
> I also have a very funny alternate version of Cinderella, I'll put it
> in another post maybe.
> I really hope you find an illustrater, Ken, there would definitely be
> a market for a book of this sort.
>
> On Tue, Mar 20, 2001 at 09:22:48AM -0500, Barber, Kenneth L. wrote:
> I REALLY DO NEED TO PUBLISH THESE BUT, I NEED A CARTOONIST TO GO HALVERS
> with me (sorry about caps) to illistate the book with pictures.
>
> just to give you a sample.
>
> little miss muppet
> set on a tuffet
> eating her currs and whey
> along came a spyder
> and sat down beside here
> MISS MUFFET HAD MEAT THAT DAY!!!
>
> product of my sick warped sense of humor.
> if it were to be in a book, it would need a cartoon of a prissy looking
> little girl sitting with the spider (large one) crawling up. and another
> with her hand at her mouth with spider legs protruding in all directions.
>
> i can't draw anything but flys so here i am. no publication. i have between
> 1 and 2 hundred of these goofball things.
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Rayna Lamb [mailto:[log in to unmask]]
> Sent: Tuesday, March 20, 2001 9:11 AM
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> Subject: Re: Relationships
>
> Fractured nursery rhymes??? Never heard of them, please enlighten me,
> Ken.
>
> On Tue, Mar 20, 2001 at 08:15:36AM -0500, Barber, Kenneth L. wrote:
> i have been tempted top write fractured fairy tales, simular to the
> fractured nursery rhymes thing except they'd be longer.
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