~Da Outhouse~


Maw is outside hangin up the laundry, when she hears
Paw in the kitchen.
Maw walks in and says, "Paw, get out there and fix
that there outhouse."
Paw says, "All right, Maw." Paw walks out to the outhouse,
looks at it, and
says,
"Maw, there ain't nothin' wrong with this here outhouse!"
Maw says, "Yes,
there is.  Put your head down in the hole." Paw says
"I ain't puttin my head
in that there hole!"
Maw says, "Well you're gonna have to if'n you're gonna
fix the problem!" Paw
puts his head down in the hole (just a little bit
mind ya) and he hollers,
"Maw, there ain't nothin wrong with this here outhouse!"
Maw hollers, "Now
pull your head out of the hole." Paw goes to lift
up his head and he says,
"Oww! OWW!  Maw!  MAW, my beard's stuck in the cracks
in the seat!" Maw says,
"Aggravatin', ain't it?"




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