<Look at the bright side: the yokels are probably scared enough to drive
<safely,

People from Kentucky are accustomed to driving behind hay trucks.  That's
where I was living when I learned how to drive.  Sometimes the hay would
start to lean and about a mile or so down the road the whole load would
fall off.  So those Southern Baptists are good at looking a piece ahead
of them, swerving to miss an obstacle and still getting to church on
time.  Actually, pretty well suited for the job.

Nadine