OH MY GOD!!  They've finally done it.  A decent pain killer, that's
fun.  And the bonus for us women with CP is you could use this in
public, and people would just think we were REALLY spastic.
Where do I get one of these implants! ;-)

Rayna

    > A recent news story detailed a medical implant which offers
    > women the chance to experience orgasms with the press of a
    > button. Tiny electrodes are implanted into the spine and
    > a small signal generator in the skin under the buttocks.
    > The patient then controls the sensation with a handheld remote.
    > I ask you, my friends: How could TopFive NOT address this?
    >
    > http://www.topfive.com/arcs/t5022201.htm
    >
    > 10: Thanks to a malfunctioning garage door opener, you're looking at
    $600
    > bucks to fix the hole your wife kicked in the dashboard of your SUV.
    >
    > http://www.topfive.com/arcs/tr022201.htm ]
    >
    > Allows for a truly convincing reaction of pleasure while tasting your
    > mother-in-law's dry Thanksgiving turkey
    >
    > Shouts of "Oh God!" make the typing pool sound like a tent revival.
    >