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Date: | Mon, 12 Mar 2001 14:06:40 -0500 |
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Greetings!
> Pond scum is the ancestor of all living things on this mud ball. It took
> 1.5 billion years (of this orb's existence) to create slime. It took
> another 4 billion trips around Sol to turn that slime into you (and me).
With their newfound freedom, they started getting jobs as telemarketers,
used-car salesmen, politicians, and tele-evangelists. Armed with spending
money, they learned to shop, buy white leisure suits, wear a plethora of
gold chains, and start buying Vanilla Ice CDs.
But under the layers of polyester, aztec symbol necklaces, and bushels of
chest hair, you'll find the pond scum still rising to the surface...
Evolutionary ladder, my eye!
<who left this door open?!?> <SLAM>
Dave
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