My favorite is

"Somwhere out there is a villiage being deprived of an idiot".

On Thu, Mar 08, 2001 at 11:57:20AM -0500, Barber, Kenneth L. wrote:
we have now the list updated to these.

"one brick shy of a load."
"The lights are on, but nobody's home."
"elevator does not go to the top"
"a few crackers short of a box"
"a few pickles short of a barrel"
"a sandwich short of a picnic"
"A couple french fries short of a Happy Meal"
"Not playing with a full deck"
"All his/her oars are not in the water."
"Kangaroos in the top paddock"
"If he/she had half a brain their head would rattle"
"He/she has two brain cells, one's out looking for the other"
"in a battle of wits, he/she is unarmed"


Bill Hyatt
"The shortest distance between two points is.....
 usually not accessible"


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