Hello,

When they say stuff like "this pizza is really good, aren't you sad you're not
having any?", and it is about the fifth time, you can simply say something like:

" No, but I'll have a steak in memory of all the pizza eaters at their
funerals."

(I'm sure someone can come up with a wittier way to say it though ! )


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Cheers,

Ken
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