Ha, ha, cute!
Cindy
On Wed, 16 May 2001 13:01:26 -0400 "Barber, Kenneth L." <[log in to unmask]>
writes:
> MONEY
>
> It can buy a House
>
> But not a Home
>
> It can buy a Bed
>
> But Not sleep
>
> It can buy a Clock
>
> But not Time
>
> It can buy you a Book
>
> But not Knowledge
>
> It can buy you a Position
>
> But not Respect
>
> It can buy you Medicine
>
> But not Health
>
> It can buy you Blood
>
> But not Life
>
> It can buy you Sex
>
> But not Love
>
> So you see money isn't everything
>
> And it often causes pain and suffering.
>
> I tell you all this because
>
> I am your Friend,
>
> and as your Friend I want to
>
> take away your pain and suffering
>
> So send me all your money
>
> and I will suffer for you.
>
> Cash only please.
>