OMG Good one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO
>From: "Barber, Kenneth L." <[log in to unmask]>
>Reply-To: "St. John's University Cerebral Palsy List"
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>To: [log in to unmask]
>Subject: A Look At Money
>Date: Wed, 16 May 2001 13:01:26 -0400
>
> MONEY
>
>It can buy a House
>
>But not a Home
>
>It can buy a Bed
>
>But Not sleep
>
>It can buy a Clock
>
>But not Time
>
>It can buy you a Book
>
>But not Knowledge
>
>It can buy you a Position
>
>But not Respect
>
>It can buy you Medicine
>
>But not Health
>
>It can buy you Blood
>
>But not Life
>
>It can buy you Sex
>
>But not Love
>
>So you see money isn't everything
>
>And it often causes pain and suffering.
>
>I tell you all this because
>
>I am your Friend,
>
>and as your Friend I want to
>
>take away your pain and suffering
>
>So send me all your money
>
>and I will suffer for you.
>
>Cash only please.
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