On Thu, Mar 29, 2001 at 12:29:56AM +0100, Deri James wrote:

    2nd day at boarding school (aged 7), I went to the school surgery for
    my medication. Matron said "Do you like malt", I though this must be
    a kids name "Mort", and since I had liked everone I'd met so far, I
    said yes. Upon which a huge spoonful of black treacley ooze got
    stuffed in my mouth (as a treat!!). Gag reflex, explosive vomiting, I
    believe this was the end of my "honeymoon period".

    Cheers

    Deri

I'm trying not to laugh too hard at this in case I wrench my neck.
It's not working, I'm in the middle of a hysterical giggling fit!!!
That's a classic, Deri!

Rayna