In a message dated 6/29/2000 8:23:53 AM Eastern Daylight Time, [log in to unmask]
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<< Pyramid was not vacant and the stiff would not stop bothering the builder
 about water penetration onto the carpeting and the locusts invading the
 pantry. There was also a lot of complaining about midnight beer rages in the
 construction camp. Two-thousand slaves were executed for making lewd faces at
 the princess, actually, it was bad bread that made them twist up their faces
 and run around in circles with stones on their heads for three days and the
 princess just happened to think it was all about her gold with inlaid jade
 vs. the ebony with inlaid pearl tiara. The slaves also had a complaint about
 the owner's dogs barking and biting their heels every time they got near to
 the pyramid with their loads, so three-thousand more were executed. Five
 thousand were executed on the day the princess' cat was crushed by a wayward
 stone. There were a few more days in which the sun did not shine, the owner
 became nervous about the angles of the walls when he saw the shadow lines and
 twelve thousand slaves were executed for this alone. When the builder
 complained that he was running low on slaves the owner remarked, "So go find
 more morons." When it was figured out that the base of the pyramid, the
 pyramid being 98% complete, was off by two degrees the owner abandoned the
 project and went on a Nile cruise while the builder was executed along with
 his family. The crew, under direction of a new builder, moved camp two miles
 and they began construction of another pyramid. Obviously, nothing has
 changed.
  >>


There you go again, blaming it all on the Jews. Nothing has changed, indeed.

Ralph