And "ONE HAND CLAPPING!"

S. :-D


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From: "Karen K. Perlow" <[log in to unmask]>
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Sent: Saturday, March 31, 2001 2:28 PM
Subject: 45 Oxymorons..:)


> Top 45 Oxymorons
> from Aunty Bellum
>
> 45. Act naturally
> 44. Found missing
> 43. Resident alien
> 42. Advanced BASIC
> 41. Genuine imitation
> 40. Airline Food
> 39. Good grief
> 38. Same difference
> 37. Almost exactly
> 36. Government organization
> 35. Sanitary landfill
> 34. Alone together
> 33. Legally drunk
> 32. Silent scream
> 31. Living dead
> 30. Small crowd
> 29. Business ethics
> 28. Soft rock
> 27. Butt Head
> 26. Military Intelligence
> 25. Software documentation
> 24. New classic
> 23. Sweet sorrow
> 22. Childproof
> 21. "Now, then ..."
> 20. Synthetic natural gas
> 19. Passive aggression
> 18. Taped live
> 17. Clearly misunderstood
> 16. Peace force
> 15. Extinct Life
> 14. Temporary tax increase
> 13. Computer jock
> 12. Plastic glasses
> 11. Terribly pleased
> 10. Computer security
> 9. Political science
> 8. Tight slacks
> 7. Definite maybe
> 6. Pretty ugly
> 5. Twelve-ounce pound cake
> 4. Diet ice cream
> 3. Working vacation
> 2. Exact estimate
> 1. Microsoft Works