"is this the fbi?";   "yes, it is." ; "I am calling about my neighbor, billy
bob jones. he is haiding merrijuana amounst the wood in his wood shed." ;
"thank you sir, we appreciate the tip."


later a team of agent desend on  billy bob's home, they look in the wood
shed. with axes the smash every log into small pieces. they find....
nothing. they curse and sware at billy bob then leave.

minutes later billy bob's phone rings. "this billy bob?"; "yes"; "the fbi
been there?"; "yes, they have."; "did they chop up your wood?"; "yes, they
did."


"happy birthday, buddy."