On Friday 02 February 2001  2:02 pm, Cleveland, Kyle E. wrote:
> Methinks to be a participant on any one of those "reality-based" shows, one
> would have to be at least socially disabled right out of the blocks,
> wouldn't you agree?
>
> -Kyle
>

Yes, its full of pitfalls, and the Production Company is the only sure winner.

> (who is still trying to understand why he would need a shotgun to get Laura
> to lift her dress:
>
No, Kyle, the distraction was zipping UP the dress. There you go, giving me
little mental pictures again!!!

> "Depends. I've got this little mental picture of Kyle sitting on the
> verandah
> sitting in a rocking chair, shotgun across his lap, expensive lens in the
> middle of the lawn. Call from Laura:-
>
> "Hey, hon, can you do up my dress".
>
> Go on Kyle, hit the insurance. :-)
>
> Cheers
>
> Deri")
>
> Betcha my mental picture is stranger than yours, Deri.  ;>)

Shall we go off-list with this. ;-)

>
> Besides, if you've seen my shooting of late, you would understand that even
> hitting insurance would be no mean feat!
>
> CP spasms and a 12-bore.  What a great combo, eh?
>
Just loosen up that choke, and use those skeet shells.'

> -Kyle
>
>

Cheers

Deri