us folk from jawja can't spell that kind o english.

-----Original Message-----
From: Yvonne Craig [mailto:[log in to unmask]]
Sent: Thursday, November 16, 2000 4:29 PM
To: [log in to unmask]
Subject: Re: FW: Please take note


LOL, Beth!=20

Naw, it's a lot easier if you guys just join Canada - the Queen pretty =
much lets us do our own thing now. And we can keep the NHL. And basketball =
was invented by a Canadian, so the NBA can stay, too. (Who needs =
football)=20

You WILL have to learn to spell correctly, though : coloUr, honoUr, =
favoUrite, programME....=20

All together now:
 =20
                O, Canada! Our home and native land....

Yvonne  :-)



>>> [log in to unmask] 11/15/00 08:43PM >>>
Something to think about eh?

> please take note everyone.
>
>
> Subject: Official change of citizenship.
>
>
>
>
> NOTICE OF REVOCATION OF INDEPENDENCE
>
> To the citizens of the United States of America,
>
> In the light of your failure to elect anybody as President of the USA =
and
> thus to govern yourselves and, by extension, the freeworld, we hereby =
give
> notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today.  Her
> Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchial duties over
all
> states, commonwealths and other territories including New Jersey.  To =
aid
in
>
> the transition to a British Crown Dependency, please comply  with the
> following acts:
>
> 1. Look up "revocation" in the now official Oxford Dictionary ($75).
Start
> spelling English words correctly.
> 2. Learn at least the first 4 lines of "God Save The Queen"
> 3. Start referring to "soccer" as football
> 4. Declare war on Quebec and France
> 5. Arrest Mel Gibson for treason
> 6. Close down the NFL.  Learn to play rugby
> 7. Enjoy warm flat beer and steak and kidney pudding. Train waitresses =
to
be
>
> more aggressive with customers and not to tell you their names before =
you
> eat.
> 8. July 4th is no longer a public holiday, this has been replaced with
> November 5th
> 9. All members of this British Crown Dependency will be required to take =
6
> weeks annual vacation and observe statutory tea breaks.
> 10.Driving on the left is now compulsory - recall all cars to effect the
> change immediately.
> 11.Report to our Consulate General in NY - M Wragg - for your new =
passport
> and job allocation.
> 12. Have Meg Ryan report to the Prince Andrew Bedchamber.
> 13. Add the Royal insignia to the top of the Washington Monument - and =
the
> Queens Christmas speeches to the Lincoln Memorial.
> 14. Stop referring to the World Series of Baseball and instead call it =
the
> National Series of USA, Cuba and Japan.
> 15. Tax collectors from Her Majesty's Government will be with you =
shortly
to
>
> ensure the acquisiton of all revenues due (backdated to 1776).
>
> Thank you for your cooperation and have a nice day!
> __________________________________________________________________