In a message dated 2/28/2000 11:19:35 AM Eastern Standard Time, [log in to unmask]
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<< Also, when people sign off or on we get notices - the cancellations are
> usually massive after a spate of Arkie dialect.
It also seems to occur shortly after the Humor Czar and Sharpshooter moon
each other across Central Park. >>
You're mistaken about the latter; the result is an epidemic of suicides after
we moon each other across the Hudson.
Ralph