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Reply To: | BP - "Infarct a Laptop Daily" |
Date: | Sun, 27 Feb 2000 10:07:10 EST |
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Dear subscribers:
Did you know that there are "list owners"? This is a select group of deep
thinkers <<<Ken Follett, Mary Krugman, Met History, Pam Blythe and Dan
Becker>>> who get almost-daily messages like the following:
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The following 2 subscribers are currently being monitored:
Err First Last Address
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7 02/24 02/24 Dennis Enslinger <[log in to unmask]>
Last error: Mailer CI.LAWRENCE.KS.US said: "553 sorry, that
domain isn't in my list of allowed rcpthosts
(#5.7.1)"
1 02/24 02/24 J Cuyler Page <[log in to unmask]>
Last error: Mailer mx01.telusplanet.net said: "550 you are not
allowed to send mail to <[log in to unmask]>"
Err= Number of delivery errors received thus far
First= Date first delivery error was received (mm/dd)
Last= Date of most current delivery error (mm/dd)
Subscribers will be automatically deleted from the list when delivery errors
have been reported for a period of 4 days or more, or when 100 delivery
errors have been received, whichever occurs first. Monitoring will cease
after 5 days without any reported error.
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Also, when people sign off or on we get notices - the cancellations are
usually massive after a spate of Arkie dialect.
We also get to change the motto, and delete subscribers (so be nice to us).
Also children born to the list must be named after a list owner (Gee,
Michael, there are plenty of girls named "Dan"!). Probably this makes you
very jealous - it should. We will try to wear our mantle lightly. (What
nitwit changed the motto to "Infarct..." anyway?)
Love & kisses, Met History
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