Mag,
I love it. Very funny.
Bobby
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> Date: Thu, 15 Feb 2001 16:59:31 EST
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> Because laughter is good for us... I'm sending these so You all can chuckle
> at them. ;->
> Love,
> Tamar
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> <HTML><FONT FACE=arial,helvetica><FONT SIZE=2>Because laughter is good for us... I'm sending these so You all can chuckle
> <BR>at them. ;->
> <BR>Love,
> <BR>Tamar </FONT></HTML>
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> Sent: Tuesday, February 13, 2001 5:53 AM
> Subject: FW: HOW TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY
>
> >
> >
> > >
> > > HOW TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY
> > >
> > > 1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car w/sunglasses on and point
> > a
> > > hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
> > >
> > > 2) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
> > >
> > > 3) Insist that your e mail address is:
> > > [log in to unmask]
> > <mailto:[log in to unmask]>
> > > mailto:[log in to unmask]
> > <mailto:[log in to unmask]>
> > > [log in to unmask]
> > <mailto:[log in to unmask]> OR
> > > mailto:[log in to unmask]
> > <mailto:[log in to unmask]> .
> > >
> > > 4) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want
> > > fries with that.
> > >
> > > 5) Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized
> > > chair dancing.
> > >
> > > 6) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN."
> > >
> > > 7) Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.
> > >
> > > 8) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has
> > > gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
> > >
> > > 9) In the memo field of all your checks, write 'for sexual
> > favors.'
> > >
> > > 10) Reply to everything someone says with,"That's what you think."
> > >
> > > 11) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the
> > prophecy."
> > >
> > > 12) Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level
> > > lights up the entire work area. Insist to others that you like
> > it
> > > that way.
> > >
> > > 13) Dont use any punctuation
> > >
> > > 14) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
> > >
> > > 15) Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they
> > > answer.
> > >
> > > 16) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
> > >
> > > 17) Sing along at the opera.
> > >
> > > 18) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
> > >
> > > 19) Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same
> > outfits.
> > > Wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially
> > > effective if your boss is of the opposite gender.)
> > >
> > > 20) Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what
> > you're
> > > doing. For example, "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the
> > bathroom,
> > > in Stall #3."
> > >
> > > 21) Put mosquito netting around your cubicle. Play a tape of
> > jungle
> > > sounds all day.
> > >
> > > 22) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their
> > > party because you're not in the mood.
> > >
> > > 23) Call 911 and ask if 911 is for emergencies.
> > >
> > > 24) Call the psychic hotline and don't say anything.
> > >
> > > 25) Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock
> > Hard.
> > >
> > > 26) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won!", "I Won!"
> > > "3rd time this week!!!"
> > >
> > > 27) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot,
> > > yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!"
> > >
> > > 28) Tell your boss, "It's not the voices in my head that bother
> > me,
> > > it's the voices in your head that do."
> > >
> > > 29) Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are
> > going
> > > to have to let one of you go."
> > >
> > > 30) Every time you see a broom, yell "Honey, your mother is here!"
> > >
> > > And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity....
> > >
> > > 31) Send this e-mail to everyone in your address book, even if
> > they
> > > sent it to you or have asked you not to send them stuff like
> > this
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
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